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Celtics first-round pick Robert Williams also believes earth is flat

Alex Reimer
June 22, 2018 - 9:21 am

It already looks like Celtics first-round pick Robert Williams will fit in just fine. Much like Kyrie Irving, the Texas A&M big man appears to believe the earth is flat. 

Or at least, that’s what he tweeted in April.

Overall, Williams’ Twitter game consists of half-formed thoughts and cryptic one-liners. Here is a sampling of his musings:

“I think there should be some way we should be able to capture our dreams.”

“But she changed so I’ll never trust em.”

“You wake up in he morning and you have to use the bathroom bad, somebody in the bathroom. What you doing next.”

The last message is one of the greatest questions of our time. I typically stamp my feet and then stand outside the bathroom until my roommate leaves. 

Williams, for his part, did not supply the answer. Great philosophers like to let their subjects figure out the world’s mysteries for themselves. 

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